Glooby's Terrible Music Reviews!!!

2/07/2025

This is my first post, I just made this website (forced chatGPT to do it for me). I don't really have any music reviews rn, I'll listen to some music I hope.

4/07/2025

Listened to The Paradigm Shift by KoRn today, it was meh, I put like 3 songs onto my playlist. It's not as good as KoRn's older shit. I'll give it a 4/10! Here is the link if you wanna hear it

12/07/2025

Listened to Deftones new single "My mind is a mountian" I was going into it thinking its gonna suck (like how I went into Korn's new albums thinking they were gonna suck, I was right anyways, they do suck), but I actually liked it. It reminded me of the style they went for in the album "gore". I'm looking forward to the new album. I've give it a 8.5/10.! Here is the link if you wanna hear it

NOTE: I didn't experience fully cuz its pretty quiet and dreamy. My headphones are kinda shit, no bass, really quiet. So I'll probably relisten when I get new headphones.

12/07/2025

Listening to the EP remixes of KoRn today, I've finished like A.D.I.D.A.S, Got the life, make me bad, falling away from me, and shoots and laders remixes, I've probably finished more but I forgot. I got a lot more (well not a lot actually but it feels like a lot). I've been listening to them over the past days, its taking long because I put them off because of my bitch ass dopamine addiction (cough cough depression). I was suprised the dust brothers (the creators of the fightclub soundtrack, I FUCKING LOVE THE FIGHT CLUB SOUNDTRACK) was in the shoots and laders EP remixes, sadly they were kinda shit. Some are pretty good like the songs from the got the life and make me bad EP remixes, I got like 2 from each in my playlist. I give them a solid like 6/10! Here is the Got the Life EP link Here is the Make Me Bad EP link

NOTE: as I am writing this I am listening to the Good God EP remixes.

14/07/2025

Listened to Crawling by Linkin Park today, well I've been listening to it randomly on and off when I see it in my fyp. I can't take Linkin Park serious, like its good-ish but my autistic little brain has been cosummed with the brainrot that I can't take it serious (cuz of the in the end half life 2 ep1-2 animation music video thingy that became a meme) Chester Bennington's voice is really strange, I dunno man he sounds like a 15 year old screaming "ITS NOT A PHASE MOM!" to their mother, thats why I can't take it serious. The structure was a bit goofy cuz like it started with the chorus, and then the verse and then he went back to the chorus, repeat until the song ended (I hope it's called the chorus) I like the riffs though, well I love any song with riffs, really decent but not as good, I love FAT riffs (thats why I love slam) The thing I didn't like the most was Mike Shinoda kinda just jumped in and said a few things, his tone was really rude, like dude what do you want from me I'm a depressed 14 year old writing a music review on a Linkin park song at 2 am, and the way he looked at the camera in the music video like bitch stop looking at me like that. Overtime I kinda grew on me (like its so bad its good type of shit), maybe because the song gets more intense by the end of the song. but overall its a good song, I just can't take serious. 6/10!!! (the girl in the music video was pretty so I added a extra point) Here is the link if you wanna hear it Here is meme that made me never take linkin park serious

15/07/2025

Listened to Toxicity by system of a down today, and... HOLY SHIT, Nu-metal is WILD peoples! How do I even start (I'm so overwhelmed I don't know how to review it). Very fas-tempo thrash guitars (the guitar had this GROOVE, seen in Toxicity and Needles) and changes throughout the songs, I absolutly love it! From random funny songs like "bounce" to absolute chaos like "Toxicity" to dreamyness like "Aerial" (I did NOT expect the guitar solo in that song) The genre bash too! thrash metal, jazz, and even folk music (seen in Arto), like what the FUCK! Serj's voice is very distinct, fast, kinda cartoony, and a little goofy, (I love how he rolled his R's in some songs) The backing vocals from Daron or Shavo was good, it reminded me of Dax Riggs (lead singer of acid bath) voice but higher pitch, in some places they were bad but in some other places they were good. The only thing I didn't like was the songs would start and stop adruptly so I'll be vibing and then I'll check spotfiy and I'll be like "WAIT ITS THE NEXT SONG?!" (maybe thats just me zoning out) overall, REALLY GOOD, 9/10! (I got like 11 songs out of 15 in my playlist) CHECK IT OUT

16/07/2025

Listened to Facelift by Alice in chains yesterday. At the start I didn't like it, maybe because it gave off Matallica vibes, something my dad would like. But overtime I started to like it (the turning point was the song Love, Hate Love) because the songs became more chill and slow, it was like a vibe. 8/10 (lwk a vibe) Here is the link if you wanna hear it

NOTE: I listened to it yesterday and bitch ass ADHD gives me short term memory loss so I don't remember that much from the album, but it was good, I hope

17/07/2025

Listened to the rest of the KoRn eps a few days ago and the only good one was the freak on the leash eps. I can't remember any of it so its a ?/10 Here is the link if you wanna hear it